Main Marke Jina Nahi Chahata Hu

MAIN MARKE JINA NAHI CHAHATA HU

By

Amlan Basu

 

FADE IN

SCENE 1 – INT. -  RESTAURANT – NIGHT

Mrinal aur Sima Restaurant me baithkar snacks kha rahe hain.

MRINAL

Kuch achha nahi chal raha mujhe. Koi ichha puri nahi ho raha hain, mushibat ka bojh utha nahi pa raha hu.

SIMA

Socho mat. Dekho, abhi koi aakar tumko hath pakarkar ji9ban me aage barne ka marg batayange.

Mrinal, Sima ke baye hatho ke upor hath rakhta hain. 

MRINAL

To samajh lo tum kyo mere piche piche ghumte rahate ho.

SIMA

Ha main tumhare piche isliye ghumte rahata hu ki tumko upor najar rakhna ke liye ki tum dusre ladkio ka sath mat chala jao.

MRINAL

Too Sima, tum ye bolna chahate hu ki main ek characterless admi hu.

SIMA

Usse thoda jayada. Mujhe dar hain ki tum koi bhi khubsurat ladki ke sath lapet jayoge.

MRINAL

Main tumko itna pyar karta hu darling aur tum mujhe aisa bol rahe ho.

SIMA

Kitna pyar karte ho mujhe, main usse jyada payar korte hu tumko isliye to tumko upor najardari kar raha hu tum kidhar bhatak nahi jao. Tumo sahi raho pe lana mera kam hain janu.

Tab Mrinal khada ho jata hain

MRINAL

Ai chalo chalo. Pysa payment kar do.

SIMA

Khatam karo ye raj. Mujhe kitna din aisa bhugtna padega?

MRINAL

Jitna din tum naukri karogeutna din pyar se mera baat maan loge.

Sima usko daat nikalkar muha dekhata hain.

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SCENE 2 - EXT. - SPORTS GROUND - DAY

Mrinal aur uske jigri dost Naresh jogging kar raha hain.

MRINAL

Mera baap mujhe bina kuch dekei mar gaya, lekin tera baap to mujhe bahut pyar karta hain.. Mera to ummid bar gaya. Lagta hain woh mujhe kuch dega, woh jaldi nahi marange.

NARESH

Aare mera baap to nikamma bankar muluk ja rahe hain kheti ka kaam karega bolke.

MRINAL

Mera nasib e khota hain, aage badkar piche hat jata hain. Mera shar farkar bhi nasib badal nahi sakta hu.

NARESH

Ek kaam kar Mrinal. Homlog dono milke kuch business kar sakta hain kya?

MRINAL

Kyo nahi. Ei to main chaha raha hu. Too tu kitna pysa lagayaegi Naresh?

NARESH

Too kitna lagana chahata hain. Barbari ka hissedar hoga homlog.

MRINAL

Aree main to mera hissa tere se udhar pe la lunga bolke socha hain.

NARESH

Main bhi to dusre se udhar le raha hu, to main tera kaise dunga?

MRINAL

Too mera hissa bhi usse le la. Karbar nahi jama to Homlog dono milkar kidhar to gayeb ho jayega.

NARESH

Mera jaan lena chahate ho kya? Woh aadmi mera ghar aakar dhamki dega.

MRINAL

Too samajh le jhamela khatam. Darke mare tera gharbala udhar chuka dega.

NARESH

Woh! Sab musibat main hi lunga. Too main hi khud business karung, tujhe partner banne ka jarurat kya?

CUT TO

SCENE 3 - EXT. - SEA BEACH - DAY

Mrinal aur Sima sea-beach me ghus raha hain. Mrinal ne skirt and Sima ne shirt-pant pahanke aaya hain. Logo ne tajjab se unlogoko dekhke hash raha hain.

MRINAL

Main aaj bahut khushi hu Sima kyo ki main apne marji se ji raha hu. Log kya bole usse mujhe kuch parwa nahi.

SIMA

Mujhe bhi ek hi baat kahana hain. Jine ke pahale logo ke gandhi soch ke liye kyo mar marke jiyunga ki aisa karo, aisa maat karo.

MRINAL

Main to jaan bujhkei aisa kiya. Aaj ka jamanai aisa hain, kuch hatke karo aur logo ka gossip bano.

SIMA

Dekho dekho, samne ka aadmi kuch bol raha hain. 

Tab ek umar bala aadmi uske group me bol raha hain.

OLD PERSON

Jindegi me kitna type ka pagal  hota hain malum nahi. Jo marji woh karte hain. Sharam bolke koi chis hote nahi hain.

MRINAL

Main to tumlogo jaisa logo ko khushi karne ke liye aaya hu. Kya samajh main nahi aaya.

Log bahut haste hain.

SIMA

Log hasne se homlogoko kuch jata nahi. Jindegi hain apne hisab se ji bharke jina ke liye.

OLD PERSON

Is cartoon logo ko samajhne ke liye jana to apna baqt barbad karna hain.

MRINAL

Cartoon hi hain homlog. Dil  kholke haso, khush ho jao.

CUT TO

SCENE 4 - INT.-PARK-DAY

Mrinal aur Sima Park me baitha hain. Tab Ashim aate hain aur Mrinal ko bharkte hain. Tab Ashim aate hain aur Mrinal ko bharkate hain. 

ASHIM

Kya baat hain tumlog idhar bathke kya kar rahe ho? 

MRINAL

Homlog idhar baithke pyar kar raha hu, mohabbat ke bate kar raha hu. Tum homlogoke bich me kanta banke kyo aaya? 

ASHIM

Ha, nikamma logokoi pyar korne ka time milte hain, humlogo ke nahi. 

MRINAL

Faltu baat maat kar. Bari aaya homlogoke baqt barbaad korne ke liye. 

ASHIM

Main to aaya Sima se milne ke liye. 

MRINAL

Too mil le Sima ko eatraj nahi hoga to. 

Edhar Sima ne uthkar jana chalu karta hain. 

ASHIM

Sima tum ja rahe ho? 

SIMA

Tumlogoke jhagra me main parega nahi. Bahut hua. 

MRINAL

Chalo Sima, Main bhi chalta hu. 

ASHIM

Kya hua Sima, mere se baat nahi karoge? 

SIMA

Kyo Mrinal ko ulte sidhe jaban bolke bharak rahe ho? Iska kuch matlab hain kya. Tumko time pass karne koi moka nahi mila kya? 

Ashim kuch uttar nahi deta hain. 

FADE OUT

SCENE 5 - INT. - OFFICE - DAY

Mrinal ek office me kaam kar raha hain. Uske immediate boss ne use kuch kaam de raha hain. 

NIKHIL

Mrinal tum mujhe ek jaruri hisab karke do. 

MRINAL

Jarur sir. 

NIKHIL

Tum naye ho,samajh me nahi aaya to Supriya se dekh lena. 

MRINAL

Albat sir. 

NIKHIL

Supriya, main Mrinal ko kuch kaam diya, usko thoda samjha dena. 

Tab Mrinal Supriya ke pash jakar baithta hain. 

Supriya usko computer me explain korta hain. Fir Mrinal ne koshis karta hain lekin apna hisab se karta hai. Thoda time baad Nikhil aate hain. 

NIKHIL

Mrinal, kam khatam hua? 

MRINAL

Yes sir. 

NIKHIL

To dekhayo. Kya kar chuke hain. 

Mrinal usko printout dete hain. Nikhil ne dekhkar hasta hain. 

NIKHIL

Bahut jaldi itna bada kam kar diya. 

MRINAL

Ha sir. Main kam ke bare me particular hu, galat bilkul nahi hone ko deta hain. 

Nikhil chala jata hain. 

Tab Mrinal ne Sima ko phone karte hain. 

MRINAL

Hi my sweety, aaj main bahut khosh me hu. Ek account caculation barabar kar chuka hu. 

SIMA

Ye to bahut achha baat hain. Mujhe to hamesha tumhare liye dar lagta hain ki tum sahi tarika se kam kar pa rahe ho ya nahi. 

MRINAL

Tumhara ye soch ekdam galat sabit ho jayega Sima. 

SIMA

Hoga to bahut achha, main bhi to ye hi chahata hu. 

MRINAL

Oisai hoga. Aaj hom dono milke hasunga, khelunga, gaunga aur nachunga. 

SIMA

Hai to bahut achha. Hamesha aisa hi khush rahana kyoki mujhe tumhara parwa hain. 

Jab office chut raha tha tab Mrinal ko CEO ke cabin me bulaya jata hain. (Background voice) 

Mrinal CEO ke cabin me ghusta hain. 

CEO

Ayo Mrinal. Baitho. 

Mrinal baithte hain. 

CEO

Abhi bolo tumko irada kya hain? Kya karna chahate ho? 

MRINAL

Achhe se kam korke VP banna chahata hu sir. 

CEO

Jarur. Main ummid rakhta hu ki tum isma kamyaabi honga lekin hamaare company me nahi. 

NIKHIL

Kyo sir, ye company me nahi hoga? 

CEO

Tumhara jaisa kabil aadmi ko homlog rakh nahi sakta hu ki homlog tumko sahi tankha de nahi paunga. 

NIKHIL

Sir, aplog jo denge usme main khushi hu. Mujhe aur kuch nahi chahiye. 

CEO

Lekin homlog tumko rakh nahi sakta hain. Wish for good luck. 

Mrinal cabin se nikalta hain aur office se bahar nikalta hain. Tab ekada staff piche se bol raha tha. 

STAFFS

Kuch kam aata hain kya? Isko kon leke aaya. Hahahaha

NIKHIL

Kya hua mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hain. 

SECURITY GUARD

Sir, aapko nikala gaya hain. Aap idhar kuch kam la layak nahi ho. 

Mrinal kuch jabab nahi deta hain. 

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SCENE 6 - EXT. - STREET- EVENING

Mrinal nirash hokar Sima se milte hain. Mira ko thoda ajib laga.

SIMA

Kya hua Janu? Itna nirash kyo?

MRINAL

Aur kya bolu, mera job chala gaya.

SIMA

Woh, aisa baat. Tumko kam kidhar aata hain. Tumko sirf mujhse pyar karne ko aata hain.

Mrinal Simako jhutha marne ko jata hain.

SIMA (Haskar)

Maro, maro. Pahale tum mujhse sikha karo, baad me kuch kam me lago.

MRINAL

Majak choro. Main kuch dukhi nahi hu, sabkuch shake main bahut kuch sikha.

SIMA

To jindegi bhar sikhte raho. Kuch karke maat dekhao.

MRINAL

Kya karu. Koshis karne ke babajud bhi jindegi me kuch success nahi mila.

SIMA

Bahut kuch to bola tha ki aaj mere sath khub maja koroge lekin kuch nahi ho paya.

MRINAL

Tumhara naukri to sahi salamat chal raha hain, isliye main fir koshis kar sakte hu.

SIMA

Bhul jao sab. Abhi to kuch maja kore. Aaaj khtam, kalke liye socho Mrinal.

Mrinal kuch uttar nahi karta hain.

FADE OUT

SCENE 7 - INT. - TRAIN-DAY

Mrinal is travelling along with Naresh. Unlogoke baju me ek aadmi aur uske family baitha hua hain. Tab Mrinal ne unlogo ke sath apna introduce kar raha hain.

MRINAL

Sir, aap kidhar ja rahe ho? Aapko kidhar to dekha tha lag raha hain.

PASSENGER (Gents)

Main bhi to wohi soch raha hu apko pahale kabhi dekha hain, lekin bata nahi paa raha hu.

MRINAL

Isliye to main apko sath dosti banana ke liye ek pyer me khada hu.

PASSENGER (Husband)

Sabdhan rahiye, kabhi ek pyer se gir na jaye.

NARESH

Thik bola. Main to ek pyar se gir giya tha, islia do pyer leke aaya hu apke saharae lene ke liye.

PASSENGER (Wife)

Kya ulta sulta bol rahe ho, mujhe to sab shar ke upor se jaa raha hain.

NARESH

Madam, aap kripa karke, isab samajhne ki koshis bhi mat kijia. Main thoda le liya na?

MRINAL

To apko kidhar jana hain.

PASSENGER (Husband)

Yei samne.

MRINAL

Samne kidhar? Narak me kya?

PASSENGER(Wife)

Inlogo se muha mat lagao, tumhara baqt barbad ho jayega.

MRINAL

Nahi to, main to aaplogo se sachhi dosti banana chahata hu. Ankho ke tara jaisa, andheri ka ujala jaise. 

PASSENGER (Husband)

Ekdom marte dam aplogo ke sath nahi chodunga. Jigri dost banange.

MRINAL

Kya baat hain, aapko bhi irada same hain. To fir deri kya shuru karna ke liye. Homlogo bhi aapko sath jaunga aap jidhar jaoge. 

PASSENGER (Husband) 

Albat chalia mera gaon me jidhar electricity, internet, water ka thoda problem hain. Main aaplogoko paying guest banake rakh dunga. Do paysa income to hoga. 

MRINAL

Bahut ho giya. Homlog thoda masti kar liya. Aabhi kam ka baat karta hu. Apka naam kya hain? 

ANIL

Mera naam Anil Dhar

MRINAL

Mera nam Mrinal Das aur mera friend ka nam hai Naresh Ghosh

ANIL

Wow! Bahut achha naam. 

Tab Naresh ne Facebook account me Anil ke profile dekhta aur usko pata chalta hain ki Anil Bhagalpur ja raha hain. Tab Naresh ne Mrinal ko WhatsApp me message karta hain. Tab achanak Mrinal ne tabiyat kharab ka natak karta hain. 

MRINAL

Ooo! Bahut pat dard ho raha hain. Main baith nahi sakta hu. 

Tab Naresh ne usko birth pe lapet deta hain.

Mrinal ne tabiyat kharab ke liye aaowaj kar raha hain. 

ANIL

To achanak kya ho giya Mrinal ko? 

NARESH

Usko pahale sei Kidney ke bimari hain. Uske liye regular daba leta hain. Abhi main kya karega, mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hain. 

ANIL

Aaplog kidhar utroge? 

NARESH

Homlog Patna jayenge. 

ANIL

Ham Bhagalpur utrenge. 

Tobhi Naresh ek phone aata hain. 

NARESH

Kya karu Ranjan? Kidhar utar jau? 

RANJAN

Bhagalpur. Ashirbad Hospital. 

NARESH

To Bhagalpur me utarkar jaldi jaldi Ashirbad Hospital leke jau. Kitna kharcha hoga? 

RANJAN

Dash hajar. 

Kamse kam Dash hajar rupiya lagega. Kaise ye rakam arrange karu. Mera pass to nahi hain. Lekin ye Mrinal ke jindegi mat ka sawal hain. 

Tab Naresh ne phone rakhta hain. 

ANIL

Ashirbad hospital me admit hona hain?

NARESH

Ha. Lekin Dash hajar rupiya lagega. Kidhar se layega? Homlogoke pass to nahi hain.

ANIL 

Kuch pareshan mat ho. Main tumko kuch madat karta hu. 

NARESH

Wow! Aaap denge. Main to aapke upor jindegi bhar abhari rahunga.

ANIL

Tumhare pass Google Pay ya Phone Pay hain. To main abhi bhejta hu.

NARESH

Hain ji.

Anil ne Mrinal ke Google Pay me pondrah hajar rupia bheja.

NARESH

Mila hain. Aaap to pondrah hajar rupia bheja.

ANIL

Ha main thoda jyada bheja. Tumlogoko kam pe lagega. Baad me fursat me mujhe pysa bapas karna. Main tumlogoko pura bishwas kar raha hu.

Naresh ne thoda sankat me padta hain. Mrinal ne thoda ankhe kholke alag tarike se awaj karte rahate rahate.

ANIL

Usko bahut problem ho raha hain. Thoda samalo usko. Aur ek baat tumlogoke address mujhe message karna.

Naresh ne Kolkata ka ek jhutha address deta hain.

NARESH

Appke paysa kich din baad sahi salamat mil jayega.

Sab Bhagalpur utarta hain. Dono ne dono ko wish karta hain. 

MRINAL

Aapne ek ajnabi admi hokar hamara bura samay me jo sahara diya, woh homlog kabhi nahi bhulunga. 

ANIL

Aplogoke idhar kuch jarurat pare to mujhe jarur bulieya.

MRINAL

Thank you very much sir.

Naresh ne Taxi pakarte hain aur Ashirbad Hospital ke liye.

CUT TO

SCENE 8- INT. - HOTEL - NIGHT

Mrinal aur Naresh ne baithkar TV dekh raha hain. Tab Anil ka phone aata hain. Naresh phone uthate hain.

NARESH

Anilji, Mrinal ko treatment karke Hospital se chod diya aur homlog idhar se nikal giya. Apke help ke liye bahut bahut sukriya. 

ANIL

Wow! Achha baat hain. Lekin doctor itna jaldi usko release kiya.

NARESH

Ha, sab thik thak hua.

ANIL

OK. God Bless.

NARESH

All the best.

Naresh phone rakhta ta.

NARESH

Abhi homlogo koidhar se bhagna padega. Anil ko pata chal jayega to homlogo ko chorega nahi, Police ke pass leke jayega.

MRINAL

Ha to cholo. ek kam kar tu chupchap bag lekar hotel ke piche ka door se nikal ja aur main thoda baad main samne se nikalta hu. Unlog sandeho nahi karega.

NARESH

Thoda sabdhan hokar karna parega, nahi to hotel bala homlogoko pakar lega.

Tab unlogo ne chupchap hotel se bahar nikalke aaya aur auto pakarke Bhagalpur station jane ke liye bare. uske baad char din gujar gaya.

SCENE 9- INT. - MALL - DAY

Mrinal, Naresh aur Sima ek Mall ke lobby me baitha hua hain. Tab Anil ka phone aaya. Mrinal ne phone uthaya usme Satish Singh ke nam display ho raha hain.

MRINAL

Hello!

ANIL

Jhutha, fareb, dhokebaj. Mujhe burbak banaya hain. Main hospital me jakar pata kiya. Sab galat hain.Tumlog hamara imandari ka aisa kirdari nibhaya. Mera ankhe pe dhul jhoka. Lekin maine kasam khaya hain tumlog jidhar bhi chupke raho, main tumko dhunke nikalunga aur saja dunga.

Mrinal ne turant awaj badal liya. 

MRINAL

Tum kisse baat karna chahate ho? Kon bol rahe ho? Mujhe kyo bol rahe ho?

ANIL

Abhi to tu mujhe pahachan bhi nahi payega. Main tera baat yekin karke bahut bhul kiya. Main tera jaisa lutere ko sabak sikhayunga aur tumlogo konange hatho pakrunga.

Tab Mrinal ne phone kaat deta hain.

SIMA

Kaun phone kiya tha?

MRINAL

Aare ek anjan admi mera time barbad kar raha tha. Hahahaha! 

SIMA

To chardin bahar tha. Kuch hua kya?

MRINAL

Mera jine ka sab darwaja bandh kar diya to kaise jiyunga.Accha baqt kabhi nahi aata hain.

SIMA

Main bhi aisa mar marke jina nahi chahata hu. 

FADE OUT

SCENE 10 - EXT. - STREET - DAY

Mrinal aur Naresh baat kar raha hain.

MRINAL

Baat bahut bigar giya aur hamara bhanda fore giya. Kya kar sakta hu homlog, iske alaba homlogoko kuch chara nahi tha. 

NARESH

Jine ke liye paysa to chahiye. Koi to homlogoko ke pass aakar paysa dekar ahasan nahi kar raha hain.

MRINAL

Ehi to baat hain. Mujhe apne ko chalane liye tagad nahi to main kaise Sima ko sadhi korke uske jiban me roshni dalunga. 

NARESH

Aadmi jo sochta aisa kabhi nahi hota hain. Lekin tu nirash hokar piche mat haat, tera jimmedari bahut kuch hain. 

MRINAL

To kya karu main. 

NARESH

Main soch raha hu koi perfect idea. 

MRINAL

Mera shar me ek sahi idea khil raha hain. Maa mar gaya hai bolke dan lunga. 

NARESH

Arre, ye to bahut achha idea. To deri kyo. Aaj sei shuru korte hain. 

MRINAL

Jarur. Lekin homlog bhesh badalkar roj alag alag jayga me jaunga. 

SCENE 11 - EXT. - FLAT - DAY

Dono ne ye kam chalu kar diya. Char din me unlogoko bish hajar rupiya, chawal, sabji, tel, ghi, kapra mila. Unlogo ne bahut josh se isab karna chalu kiya. 

MRINAL

Mera idea kaisa hai Naresh. Sab khush. Tum, main aur Sima. 

NARESH

Aisa homlog jyada din nahi karunga. Kuch accha khasha pysa jama kar lunga. Fir dusra kuch dekhunga. 

MRlNAL

Wohi sahi hain. Jyada din karega to pakara jaunga. Hahaha. 

Unlogo ne jan ek flat me jakar daan le raha tha. Tab Ashim ne unlogo ko dekh liya aur piche se unlogoke baat shun liya. 

ASHIM (Self) 

Mrinal ne Maa mar gaya hain bolke logo se chal se pysa dan le raha hain. Main inlogoke parda fansh korke Police ke hath me pakraunga. Main Sima ko usse bichar

Iske baad do hafta ho giya. Mrinal, Sima aur Naresh milkar party mana rahe hain. 

MRINAL

Aaj mera bahut khushi ka din hain. Kuch bhi sahi nahi chal raha tha, jine ka maksad bhi khatam ho ja raha tha. Tab homlogo ne ye kam chalu kiya. 

NARESH

Bahut kam samay me homlog kafi paysa kama liya. 

SIMA

Lekin itna paysa kaise aaya tum logo ke pass? Kya kar rahe ho? Kuch bura kam nahi kar rahe to? Bolo na? 

MRINAL

Tumko kuch. chinta korne ka jarurat nahi. Main tumko sukhi rakhna chahta hu.

Tab unlogo ne jab khane ke liye batha hain aur Mrinal ne whisky ke bottle open karke glass me dal raha hain. Tabhi Police aakar door knock korta hain. Sima ne darwaja kholta hain. Police ke hath pe gun lekar khada hain. 

POLICE

Hands Up Mrinal. 

MRINAL

Maine kya kiya? Kyo mujhe arrest kar rahe ho? 

Tab Anil aur Ashim ghushta hain. 

ANIL

Kya kiya nahi Mujhse dhokhabaji kiya. 

ASHIM

Aur Maa mar gaya bolke logo ko babakuf banake pysa le raha hain balki uske Maa to bachpan me e nar gaya. 

POLICE

Aur kuch shunna hain tumhare khilaf me? Homologo ke pass bahut aadmi hain. Ek baat yaad rakhna Police ko murkha banana itna asan nahi hain. Tumlog kidhar bhi chupo. Homlog tumko patal se bhi dhunke nikalunga. 

Police aakar Mrinal aur Naresh ko greftar karta hain. Sima chupchaap dekhta raha, kuch awaj nahi kiya. 

SIMA

Achha hua. Main swapne me socha nahi tha ki tumlog itna niche gir jayoga. Chi.... chi. 

THE END

CHARACTER LIST

1. Mrinal

2. Sima

3. Naresh

4. Ashim

5. Anil

6. Anil's Wife

7. Anil's daughter

8. Nikhil

9. CEO

10.Security Guard

11. Old Man

12.Hotel Receptionist

13. Doner

SCENE LOCATION

1. Restaurant

2. Sports Ground

3. Sea Beach

4. Park

5. Office

6. Street

7. Train

8. Hotel

9. Mall

10. Street

11. Flat