Dil Ke Tukre

DIL KE TUKRE

By

Amlan Basu


FADE IN

SCENE 1 - EXT.- SEA BEACH - DAY

Jugal aur Sharmila ek sath baithkar prem kar rahe hain. 

JUGAL

Sharmila! Tumhe ye daria ke laharo jaise main pyar karta hu. Jaise ye kahani kabhi khatam nahi hoga, mera pyar bhi jindegi bhar atut rahega. 

SHARMILA

Wow! Tum to mera dil ke tukre ho Jugal. Main tumhare bina kisiko soch bhi nahi sakta. 

Jugal Sharmila ko touch karke aur close ho raha hain. 

JUGAL

Pyar karna tumne mujhe dikhaya Sharmila. Main to tumhare pyar me jita hu, marta hu. Ye dharti kya sundar hain. 

SHARMILA

Kyoki prem hamesha sunder hain woh homlogo ko jine ka ummid barata hain. 

JUGAL

Tum ho mera jaan, mera sabkuch. 

Tab Jugal ne Sharmila ko gode me leta hain.

CUT TO

SCENE 2 - EXT. - Orchard Garden - Day

Jugal aur Sharmila ne phuloke bagicha ne hath pakarkar ghum rahe hain. 

SHARMILA

Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hain ki homlog kabhi bikhar nahi jaye. 

JUGAL

Eisa anhoni baat socho mat Sharmila. Marte dam tak homlog ek sath rahenge. 

SHARMILA

Main bhi yogi chahata hu darling. Tum to mera swapna hain. 

JUGAL

Main tumko kidhar se dhunke nikalunga. Mujhe pyar por bahut bharosha hain. 

SHARMILA

Nahi, nahi! Aisa kabhi nahi hoga Jugal. Mera soch hi galat tha. 

Tab Jugal ek ful lekar Sharmila ko deta hain. 

JUHAL

Dekho, dekho! Honey! Kinta madhur subas aa ra hain. Dil me khushiya cha gaya hain. 

SHARMILA

Aaj homlogo ka khoaish pura hua. Jiban me sachhi pyar ke bina sab adhura hain. 

Unlogo ne car charke ghar bapas ja raha hain. 

CUT TO

SCENE 3 - EXT. - TEMPLE - EVENING

Jugal aur Sharmila Ganesh mandir me ek sath khara hokar pranam kar rahe hain. Uske baad park me ghumte hain aur restaurant me khana khata hain. Dono me gahara pyar ka ahasas hota hain. Uske baad unlogo ne hill me jakar baithte hain. 

JUGAL

Aaj mera ek dost ka birthday celebration hain, to homlog thoda baad party me jayenge. 

SHARMILA

Bahut achha. Sachmuch aaj mujhe bahut khusnasib lag raha hain. 

JUGAL

Lekin ye kitna din homlog chup chupke jindegi bhar milte rahenge. Mujhe to tumhe haar pal ke sathi hokar chahiye. 

SHARMILA

Tumse sadhi to abhi kar sakta hu lekin tumko abhi turant kam dhunna parega. 

JUGAL

Woh toh main samajh sakta hu my honey. Is baqt jaldi kam milna aasan nahi hain. Tobhi bhi main jarur koshis korunga. 

SHARMILA

Nahi toh homlog kaise rahunga. Mera family kih kya bolunga? 

JUGAL

Tab toh sab bahut deri ho jayega. Mujhe pura bharosa hain ki main sadhi korke kaise bhi chala lunga. 

SHARMILA

Ek naukri ya koi business toh chahiye homlogoko chalne ke liye. Mujhe asha hain ki tum bahut jaldi kamyabi hoga darling. 

FADE OUT

SCENE 4 - INT. - SHARMILA'S HOME - DAY

Sharmila ne dant ghas rahe hain. Lekin usko bahut udas lag raha hain. Raat ko nid nahi hua. 

JAGJIT

Kya hua Sharmila? Tujhe nid nahi hua kya? 

SHARMILA

Ha, thoda nid kam hua. 

JAGJIT

Kyo? Tujhe bakhub udas bhi lag raha hain. 

SHARMILA

Main thik hi hu dad. Koi problem nahi hain. 

Jagjit koi uttar nahi deta hain. 

Sharmila ne chupchap dad, mom aur chota bhai ke sath nasta kar raha hain. 

CUT TO

SCENE 5 - EXT. - OFFICE - DAY

Jugal ne kam dhunne ke liya bahut sa office me bhatak raha hain. Lekin usko koi kamyabi nahi milta, toh usne nirasha me dub jaya hain. Tab Jugal ne Sharmila ko phone lagata hain. Lekin Sharmila ke phone switched off milta hain. 

SCENE 6 - INT. - OFFICE - CUT TO

Sharmila ne ek hotel me interview de raha hain. 

INTERVIEWER

Apko ye job kitna jaruri hain? 

SHARMILA

Bahut. Sach me ye job bina mujhe chalega nahi. 

INTERVIEWER

Lekin ye Night Auditor ke job ladka ke liye hain. Aap kaise kar payoga? 

SHARMILA

Main jarur ye kam asani se karke dikhaunga. Mujhe ek bar moka to dijia. 

INTERVIEWER

Main aapke jaban por aapko le raha hu. Lekin main apko ek hafta sahi kam karte hua dekhne ke baad apko confirm karunga. 

SHARMILA

Sure sir. Mujhe manjur hain. 

INTERVIEWER

Main bharosha rakhta hu ki aap jarur ye kam sahi dhang se nibhayoge. 

SCENE 7 - EXT. - OFFICE COMPOUND - DAY

Sharmila ne Jugal ko phone lagaya. 

SHARMILA

Hi darling, Mujhe ek job mila jisme mujhe ek hafta me mujhe sabit karna padega ki main kam ka layak hu. 

JUGAL

Tum kyo ye chunouti bala job karne ke liye tyar ho. Chod do isko. Dusra job asani se mil jayega. 

SHARMILA

Nahi darling. Koi job milna itna asan nahi. Main ye chunouti ko jarur takraunga aur uske liye main tumse ek hafta nahi milunga. 

JUGAL

Ye kaise ho payega? Itna din tumse bina milke kaise rahunga sweety? 

SHARMILA

Sab ho payega Jugal. Homlogo ko swapna safal karne ka liye mujhe thoda baqt do. 

JUGAL

Mera dil nahi maan raha hain, fir bhi tum bol rahe to main maan leta hu. 

SHARMILA

Oh! Main tumhara hu, tum hamara ho. 

JUGAL

Jarur. Sabdhan rahana. Tumko kuch jarurat pade toh mujhe phone karne ko mat bhulna sweety. Ek flying kiss. 

SHARMILA

Sure darling. Mere se bhi ek flying kiss lo. 

CUT TO

SCENE 8 - INT. - HOTEL - NIGHT

Sharmila ne Night Auditor ke kam chalu kiya, lekin pahale din se usko kuch galat malum pada. Samrat (Interviewer) usse bartamij acharan kar rahe hain aur sexual intimacy ke liye force kar rahe hain. Lekin Sharmila ne apne buddhi se usko tal rahe hain. Do din aise chalta raha. Sharmila ne koi protest nahi kiya. 

SCENE 9 - INT. - SHARMILA'S HOME-DAY

Sharmila ne ghar shua hua hain aur gahari soch me pade hain ki kaise unhe kam karega. 

SHARMILA (Self) 

Mujhe Samrat ko samajhne me kuch galat toh nahi ho raha hain. 

Parantu, choutha din usko pata chalta hain ki Samrat kitna bura hain. Samrat ne Sharmila ko raat me hotel room me bandh kar deta hain. 

SAMRAT

Maine tumko kislia is  job diya, woh tumko ab tak samajh me nahi aaya kya? Jaldi jaldi samajh lo, usme tumhara bhala hain. 

SHARMILA

Nahi toh. Kya? Mera kam me koi galat ho raha hai kya, toh abhi bata dijia, main usko sudhar lunga. 

SAMRAT

Woh gaya bhar me. Tum ache se malum kar lo ki tum mere sath shoyange nahin toh mai tumko kabhi confirm nahi korunga aur salary bhi nahi dunga. 

SHARMILA

Itna gandha baat karne se aapko kuch sharam nahi lagta hain Samratji. Aap itna ghatia aadmi ho main swapne mey bhi socha nahi tha. Main oisa type ka ladki nahi hu. Mujhe sahi salamat chor do, nahi toh main chillana chalu kar dunga. 

SAMRAT

Tumko pata nahi hai ki mera baat nahi shunne ka parinaam kya hoga? 

SHARMILA

Kuch bhi parinam hone do, main usse darne bala nahi hu. Main tumhara baat hargij nahi manunga. Mujhe idhar se jane do please. 

SAMRAT

Mujhse panga le raha hain kya? Main idhar ka big boss hu. Main jo order karega woh tumko jhak marke karna padega. Mujhe force mat karo kuch bura karne ke liye. 

SHARMILA

Kya karega tum? Mujhe maroge, pitoge. Lekin tum ek baat shunke rakho tum kuch nahi kar payega. 

SAMRAT

Sharmila abhi tum mera hifajat mey ho. Toh main tumhara sath kuch bhi kar sakte hain. Aur ye baat bhi kan kholke shun lo ki main tumko jaise istemaal karunga oisa tum korege. 

Samrat ne Sharmila ko jabardasti pakad ke kuch bura karne ka koshish kar raha tha. Sharmila ne chillata aur Samrat ne Sharmila ke muho bandh karake usko bed me shulane ka koshis kar raha hain. Achanak Samrat ko koi urgent call aata hain, woh baat karna chalu karta hain. Moka miltai Sharmila ne paperweight fekkar Samrat ke sharpa marta hain. Samrat ke hath se mobile gir jata hain aur Sharmila ne jaldi khirki khilke room se nikal jata hain. Parantu Sharmila hotel se bhagne me asafal rahe aur gate me security usko ruka deta hain. 

CUT TO

SCENE 10 - INT. - JUGAL'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Jugal ne ghar me idhar udhar ghum raha hain. Sharmila ko kam karke char din ho gaya hain, lekin uske bare mey kuch pata nahi. Achanak usko mobile mey Sharmila ke message hain ki woh bahut musibat mey hain. Tab Jugal ne raat ko do baje hotel jakar poucha. 

JUGAL

Main Sharmila se milna chahata hu 

SECURITY

Idhar koi Sharmila nam ke ladki kam nahi karta. 

JUGAL

Tu jhuth bol rahe hain. Idhar e Sharmila hain. Mujhe andar dekhne do. 

SECURITY

Jyada kadega toh gala dhakka deke nikal dunga. Main bol rahu samajh mey nahi aa raha hain. Sidha sidha nikal ja idhar se. 

JUGAL

Chup re. Mujhe dhamki mat dey. Main abhi Police ko phone karke saab batata hu. Fir Jugal ne mobile nikalkar Police ko phone lagata hain. 

SECURITY

Tu Police ko phone karke hotel Sargam ke  bade me bata payega tabhi toh. Hahaha! 

Security bale Jugal ko marna chalu karta hain aur Jugal ke hath se mobile phone jamin pe gir jata hain. Jugal ne palta marte hain Security Guard ko. Isi bich mey aur Security Guard, hotel ke staff aakar Jugal ko gher leta hain aur usko marna chalu karta hain aur Jugal ko pakadkar hotel ke ek room me bandh kar deta hain. Lekin Jugal ke gira hua mobile lene ko bhul jata hain. Idhar Police kismat se shunne ko mil jata hain. Thoda time baad Police ne hotel me aa jata hain aur chanbin karne ko chalu kar deta hain. 

POLICE

Sach sach bolo tumlog us ladka ko kidhar bandh kiya? 

SAMRAT

Homlog kuch nahi kiya hain. Ye iljam galat hain. 

Tab Police ne room se Jugal aur Sharmila ko nikalte hai. 

SHARMILA

Is hotel ke GM Samrat sir ne jabardasti se mujhe gandha bartaw kar raha tha. Jab main uska baat mana nahi, tab unlogo ne mujhe room me bandh kar diya. 

POLICE

Itna raat tum idhar kya kar rahe ho! 

JUGAL

Sharmila idhar Night Auditor ka kam karta hain aur is mouke mey Samrat usse jor karke sexual advantage lene ka koshish kar raha tha. 

POLICE

Tum uske kaun lagte ho! 

JUGAL

Main uske janeman hu, woh mera dil ke tukre hain. 

FADE OUT

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